Corny Pick up lines

[leafypiggy]

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

[mjserv]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

[zen-r]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

Actually, that's a mis-quote from the Bellamy Brothers song, 1979;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Sa..._It_Against_Me


http://fr.truveo.com/Bellamy-Brother...l/id/143867199

[rumblebear]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

[pikifab]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

omgroflmao

[zen-r]

"Does this smell like Chloroform...?"

Yikes!

I guess, if you're prepared to say that, you could equally say....

"Does this taste of Rohypnol?" :eek4:

[fguy64]

"If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" -- Fresh Prince

That one is really lame. I think I'd rather tell a girl "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"

[zen-r]

That one is really lame. I think I'd rather tell a girl "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"

Note the thread's title : Corny Pick up lines

I think "really lame" is what you're going to get here. ;)

[fguy64]

Note the thread's title : Corny Pick up lines

I think "really lame" is what you're going to get here. ;)

Seeing as how you mentioned it, i see a difference between corny and lame. Most of the lines in this thead are at least good for a chuckle. The beautiful body line is just "straight out of Reader's Digest" lame and would get you nothing but contempt if you ever used it on a woman with half a brain.

[the_site]

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!