[joke] Truth about Bill Gates

[ironcross77]

FACTS ABOUT BILL GATES

1.Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's
about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2.If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even
bother to pick it up b'coz within the 4 seconds he picks it, he
would've already earned it back.

3.The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if
Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will
finish it in less then 10 years.

4.He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but
still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

5.Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual
income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for
277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the
37th richest country on earth.

7.If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1
notes, you can make a road from the earth to moon,
14 times back and forth. But you have to make that
road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713
BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he
will live for another 35 years, he has to spend
US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money
before he goes to heaven.

Last but not the least : My Favourite........!!! If
Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every
time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows,
Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years

[Iceman]

Pretty funny. Also makes me feel sad on the inside

[MicrotechXP]

lol!!! That was funny!

[ironcross77]

Why Sad Iceman ??

[The_Magistrate]

He should give me some of that money, 'cause I'm broke.

[Neuromancer]

First of all most of those figures do not add up. If he earns 7.8 billion a year it would nopt take him 10 years to pay off the national debt.. it would take him 720 years (and a few months :P)

Also it is tru that not only is he the biggest philanthropist EVER in the history of humanity, he spends more of his money on philanthropy PERCENTAGE wise then the revered phialnthropist Mr Andrew Carnegie. (Who was the biggest giver until Billy came along)

It was also said (about 10 years ago) and I can not verify this information now. That he said upon his death he is giving 90% of his fortune to charity. Leaving the reminader to his family. (Still a 5 Billion dollar inheritence is nothing to sneeze at eh?)

[n4tec]

Wow!!! that is a nice joke...