game: kill the above user

[krofunk]

Stabs mattura in the ear with a spatula and then throws rubber bricks from a bottomless rubber brick bag

[alexandgruntz]

You die from the poisoned apple I gave you.

[mattura]

you die by entering a computer game and riding a light-bike into a wall

[smithee]

you die by attempting to follow alexandgruntz into a computer game, but you smash your computer monitor with your head and get electricuted

[mattura]

You screw up your tax return and get blacklisted. However, a government assassin team mixes up the blacklist with a hitlist and they snipe you through your bedroom window whilst you are looking at porn

[alexandgruntz]

You die from looking at said porn.

[mattura]

Hmm...well my glorious auto-erotic death gives me the ultimate enlightenment, causing your life to appear so bleak that you commit suicide.

[alexandgruntz]

You die from watching me apparently commit suicide. (That was my clone.)

[frederik_c]

One night, alexandgruntz went into a forest, and never came back. Nobody knows hat happened, and nobody can find him.

[alexandgruntz]

I had found another universe, from which I can remotely control anyone I wished to. I take control of frederik_c and send him off a cliff.