Corrupt a Wish: Season 4

[Zubair]

Granted! but you have to fly all the time..

I wish I live in US

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the gun laws are against you.

I wish that my cameras didn't get stolen. :'(

[achilleasgr]

Granted, but they tend to make big explosions destroying and killing anything in a 60 yard radius.

I wish to be given 1 million euroes (thats more than 1 million $$$) right now.

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but it quickly inflates and is only enough to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish that my wireless keyboard didn't skip out random letters.

[synalpha]

Granted, but your mouse starts clicking everything...except what you wanted.

I wish my friends on TF2 would actually play through steam, instead of pirating...I cant add them...

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but the legal version has too much DRM and they go back to pirating (which has none).

I wish that the game companies would realise that DRM only hurts the legitimate.

[synalpha]

Well...they can deal with it...lol, they can just buy the stupid game...

Granted, but DRM is outlawed, and all forms of piracy run rampant (including pillaging, lol)

I wish that Xoranj had at least given me his e-mail addy...I miss him...lol

[alexandgruntz]

(They probably only pirate because of the DRM. ;))

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish that my replacement camera would come sooner.

[synalpha]

Granted, but that one explodes in the box, and kills the driver, as well as anyone within a 60 yard radius, and you get the remaining shrapnel one month after the delivery date.

I wish that english wasn't such a retarded language...lol

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but you have to learn Japanese for no reason.

I wish that my brother didn't play Runes**t.